Hot Married Sex

I haven’t embedded a sex video for quite a while, so here’s a married sex video. As always, it’s for laughs (if you want actual sex videos follow the links on my XXX Links page) and this time it’s a stand-up routine rather than a television commercial. I thought it was funny, and hopefully you will too.

In my previous post on Screaming Orgasms I somehow – accidentally, inadvertently, and undeliberately – used the phrase “muff-diving” to refer to the act of cunnilingus. It has now come to my attention that said “muff-diving” is a term that some women don’t like.

Maybe it’s because it makes cunnilingus sound like an Olympic sport. Or maybe some women don’t like to refer to their muffs as muffs because they shave their pubes. In this case, would a shaved muff be better referred to as a buff? And would buff-diving then be a similarly unacceptable term?

It never ceases to amaze me how language divides people, especially in the area of sexuality. Should we say vagina, pussy or something else? Should we say penis, cock or dick? Is cunnilingus preferable to muff-diving, eating out or drinking from the furry bowl? And what about fellatio? Is that really any more polite than saying cock-sucking or dick-licking?

Some people could get offended when I refer to hot sex as “fucking”, because they might assume that fucking doesn’t involve love. But for me, it does, because I only ever fuck my wife, and I love her to bits. And that brings me to my point, which is this: words can only be offensive when the person being offended brings their own definition to those words.

When I say muff-diving I mean the fine art of going down on my lady and performing a loving act of cunnilingus. That’s my definition of the phrase, so I don’t find it offensive or intend offence when I use it. However, if you picture a guy standing on a diving board wearing a snorkel and flippers, about to make a leap of faith into an overgrown pussy – sorry, vagina – then I can understand how it might not be such a pretty phrase for you. But remember, YOU put that guy in flippers, not me.

So, whilst you’re here, make yourself useful and tell me what words you prefer to use for the following. Also tell me which words for the following turn you on the most, if those are different:

1 – Penis
2 – Vagina
3 – Sexual Intercourse
4 – Fellatio
5 – Cunnilingus

Sexy Couple Role Play is one of the best short movies I’ve seen online for a long while. As well as being as funny as hell, it illustrates the potential for things going wrong when you use role play to spice up your sex life. Okay, it’s not likely to happen in real life, but I had to write something here. If you like what you see, check out other g14 Productions at Youtube.

It seems that sex videos are a bit like taxis and buses here in the UK - you wait for ages and then watch several turn up at once. Here’s another funny “sex” video and, like the last one, it’s a television commercial - this time from furniture manufacturer and retailer IKEA. It’s not the kind of commercial they’d allow responsible adults to watch on UK television (we are, as everyone knows, totally averse to sex of any kind) but fortunately we get to see it via YouTube.

I came across this humorous video on YouTube and I thought it was a great illustration of miscommunication in marriage and how it can lead to sexual frustration. The video is actually a commercial for a telecommunications company, so it’s safe viewing for anyone.